Its just annoying that the two things you mainly do here are things which I'm not that good at myself. Conversions..hmmm nap, wouldn't say I can. Gods..hmmm.. nope, not them either.
You could make a top-secret, hiding place for special special people whom you give access to the sacred PDF's....
Then, us mortal worshippers could be granted access to the sweet nectar without the sanctity of our god being defiled.