Brain fart moment: where is the random weapon table?

[Ganymede81]

I insert magic weapons my PCs actually want in my adventures. My PCs often have thematic signature weapons, so I help play into that by allowing the discovery of new magic weapons to continue to reinforce their characters' themes.

If you really wanted to randomize a weapon, you could just point to a random entry in the PHB's equipment listing.

 

[LordEntrails]

Shifting the blame onto DMs doesn't fly as long as I'm around.

It's not blame. You whine and complain about everything. Why do you bother to use the system if everything possible is wrong with it?

Take responsibility for what you want and do it yourself. Obviously you spend your money on something you think is broken, lacking, insignificant, or otherwise insufficient. If you are going to do that, stop bothering us with all your woes and telling us we are apologists or otherwise try to put down anyone who has a different viewpoint than you do.

Insult me all you want. I'm done with this thread and hopefully with trying to point out your fallacies.