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Joe, you look your mom straight in the eye and you tell her, "Woman, after all those years of making me eat crap you knew I loathed, I'm now getting my revenge.
"Off your butt, lady, we're going for a walk!"
If she tries the "But I'm your mother." gambit on you, tell her in return, "That's why I'm doing it."
Be cruel, be nasty, delight in the pain. Triple her clothing budget! (Quadruple if she loses weight.) Get her out of the house and lengthen her stay in the world. (Now that's revenge.)
And when she's kvetching up a storm tell her, "You're going to live even if it kills you."
Joe, you look your mom straight in the eye and you tell her, "Woman, after all those years of making me eat crap you knew I loathed, I'm now getting my revenge.
"Off your butt, lady, we're going for a walk!"
If she tries the "But I'm your mother." gambit on you, tell her in return, "That's why I'm doing it."
Be cruel, be nasty, delight in the pain. Triple her clothing budget! (Quadruple if she loses weight.) Get her out of the house and lengthen her stay in the world. (Now that's revenge.)
And when she's kvetching up a storm tell her, "You're going to live even if it kills you."