Lord Sessadore
Explorer
"Er, you wouldn't happen to be Zarglezorf, would you?" Tristan asks a little hesitantly. More because he's trying not to laugh like Tonk than because he's intimidated by the ridiculous halfling.
"Believe it or not,
we want to offer to help
you reap Applethorpe"
"Er, you wouldn't happen to be Zarglezorf, would you?"
As I have been trying to tell you, we are here to see the Bishop about a job offer"
In an instant, Tonk ceases laughing. He flip-kicks to his feet.
Leaning forward, Tonk gives Dextyr a measured look. The half-orc turns his head slightly to the side, cupping a hand over his mangled ear. "I beg pardon. I not sure if I hear you in right way. Did you just yell at me like I dog?
I ask, because I think maybe my Punch Brother be hit little too much today and not in right way of think. If so, I excuse Punch Brother when ask question and walk off."
"Is little rude, but okay. If so, I also excuse Punch Brother from yell at me like I dog. When head mess up, sometimes say thing we not mean."
"If not so, I think I put foot so far up Punch Brother poop-hole that Punch Brother taste the muck of city that is on bottom of my sandal and when I wiggle big toe, it tickle inside of his nose and cause him to sneeze. Then, we hug and go back to be good friend again."
Tristan walks up to Tonk and puts his head next to Tonk's, his back towards the halfling. "He's just making up a story to keep us from getting into trouble. If we make trouble, they might not pay us for the job. Wouldn't want that, would we?" The elf throws a friendly wink at the half-orc, then turns around to face the halfling again with a smile as if nothing happened and pats Tonk on the shoulder.