CE vs. N (FFA): Very Young Howling Dragon vs. Thunder Worm

[Infiniti2000]

She flits over to 60n40e50z and strums a jolly, gluttony tune on her lyre.

"Gluggo, I'm singing to you,
Floating from just above.
I hope you find me fascinating,
And enjoy our tainted love."

The crowds boo at the poor performance, but the CE crowds hope Gluggo can appreciate it.

 

[PJSlavner]

Gluggo is not impressed (Perform check 22; Will save 22), because that is not the version of Tainted Love that he knows.

Round 535

Gluggo grunts something that sounds like, "Soft Cell", while flexing his claws.

 

[Infiniti2000]

She stomps an ugly, orcish foot in midair and frowns at Gluggo. "Why does no one except that stupid boar find me fascinating?"

She floats down to 15z (or just above Gluggo's head) and tries to touch him. Undoubtedly, she'll provoke an AoO, but at least she'll have higher ground.

 

[PJSlavner]

Gluggo's teeth go clear through Lyra.

Lyra easily touches Gluggo (rolled 14 incorporeal touch), but Gluggo is still very sure of himself (rolled 19 Fort save).

Round 536

Gluggo's teeth and one claw go right through Lyra.

Time compress?

 

[Infiniti2000]

Indeed. Time compression is in order. As Gluggo continues to make Fort saves, Lyra will become uglier and uglier and uglier. Until, at long last, she resembles Roseanne Barr.

 

[PJSlavner]

Lyra drains 6 points of Charisma from Gluggo. Gluggo's Charisma is down to 14.

Round 537: Gluggo breathes some gas at Lyra, which she ignores. Lyra drains Gluggo down to 9 Charisma.

Round 538: Gluggo goes on total defense. Gluggo makes save.
Round 539: Gluggo makes save.
Round 540: Gluggo makes save.
Round 541: Lyra misses (natural 1).
Round 542: Lyra misses (natural 1). It is a draw.

Round 543

A large, 12 foot tall automaton that appears to constructed out of thousands of gold coins, bars and other gold objets d'art clinks into the arena to 60N80E.

Next in round 543 for Chaotic Evil is a harpy (Monster Manual).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Courtney Love flaps unsteadily into the arena to 60n15e30z, putting her Dodge on the walking coin collection, and sings an undoubtedly futile captivating song to it. When that fails, she'll use a flyby attack with her club. When that fails (due to DR), and she survives back to the air to safety, she'll flap upwards out of range and go for a draw.

 

[PJSlavner]

CC ignores the song.

Round 544

CC charges to 60N40E and punches Courtney (rolled 32+2=34) for 24 points of damage. Courtney has 7 HP remaining.

Courtney flies by to attack, but gets hit by CC's AoO first (rolled 21), taking 25 points of damage. Courtney is dead.

Next in round 544 for Chaotic Evil is Kurnoc the very young black dragon (Draconomicon).

 

[Infiniti2000]

Kurnoc stretches his proud wings and flaps into the arena at 0n, quickly gaining altitude and ending up at 0n45e60z. After seeing the beat-down Courtney got, he's not having any of that.

 

[PJSlavner]

Round 545

CC clinks and clanks its way to 20N45E.