D&D 5E (2014) #ChangeALetterRuinASpell

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Peas
Gust of wine
Feeblewind
Misspell Magic
Devivify
Staggering sh*te
Jimp (aka Disguise Self for Mega City One)
Nobdetection
Cloud of Jaggers
Musty Step
Tim's Stop
Greaser Restoration

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Dominate Least

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Lame Strike (I know it's #LoseALetterRuinASpell but...)

 

[jgsugden]

Anyone else working these in to their home brew Wild Magic Sorcerer tables?

 

[Halivar]

In the game my wife runs, the mage got his hands on a cursed spellbook with a 10% chance to misspell a word. His referred method of transport is Tensor's Floating Disk, which he rides as it is towed by an unlucky party member. It was all fun and games until he cast Tensor's Floating **** instead.

 

[Jefe Bergenstein]

Spade the Dying (and it's companion, Neuter the Dying) seems a little unnecessary as well.

 

[Eis]

I remember fondly the AD&D campaign that introduced my friends and I to the clerical spell Fart Water

 

[innerdude]

Tensor's Transformathon
Bigby's Grasping Band
Sireball
Bilefire
Dancing Tights
Dominate Mine
Paste
Melf's Aced Arrow
Magic Missie
Reed Magic (popular with saxophonists)
Bead Magic (popular at Mardis Gras)
Mare Armor
Feather Mall
Charr Animal (no actual animals are harmed using this spell . . . )
Invisible Staller
Prismatic Will
Timeslop
Blaming Sphere

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Let's not forget the Moroccan origin of the Elves (Fez Ancestry).
Or that Halflings never wash (Mucky).
Or what floats a gnome's boat (Speak with Small Breasts).
Also the martial art of choice among half-orcs (Savate Attack).
And who else to sing at your wedding but a Bard of the College of Love?

 

[BoldItalic]

For Druids
Barkshin
Conjure Valley
Dissonant Whiskers
Heat Petal
Inflict Hounds
Log Cloud
Plant Shift
Sheep
Sneak with Animals

For Dwarves
Cone of Gold

For Drunks
Find Wall
Raise Mead
Wine Walk
Yeast Sense

For Bards
Continual Blame
Cute Wounds
Legend Bore
Searing Smile
Wall of Farce

Blunders
Animate Head
Feather Fail
Healing Ward
Insect Plaque
Late
Page Armor
Power Word Stub
Stinking Aloud
Sweet Storm
Tide Stop
Vampiric Couch
Waste