Chewbacca to become a US citizen

[KenM]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051012/ap_en_mo/people_citizen_wookiee

 

[Dark Jezter]

Chewbacca to become a US citizen

Betcha he becomes a New York City taxi driver.

 

[mojo1701]

He also must pass history, English and civics exams.

You'd think that, being a British citizen, they'd take his word on the second one.

 

[Steve Jung]

Betcha he becomes a New York City taxi driver.

It'd be worth it, just so you could say, "Punch it."