Alright, here goes nothing.
Give me the private room for my morning slot game, please. I won't mind having it for either game.
I'm going to put up the experiment I want to run, and if it doesn't get any interest after a week, I'll switch back to DRYH, that sound reasonable?
The DREAD That Came to Harmon Corners,
An existential nightmare for up to 10 brave players.
No experience necessary.
All materials provided.
MATURE AND TROUBLING THEMES, players strongly cautioned.
Harmon Corners is a small town, where everyone greets one another by name, and where nothing interesting every happens. Situated on the banks of the Chickahominy river, 20 miles from the next closest town, and 70 miles from anything you'd call "civilization", the people of Harmon Corners enjoy the peace and quiet of their isolation, and go about their small lives with little worry that tomorrow won't be much the same as today.
Harmon Corners isn't going to stay quiet, but it is going to get a lot more isolated. And tomorrow- best not to worry about tomorrow. Because Harmon Corners has a date... a date with DREAD.