I suck--this should have been done ages ago. Here ya go, buzz:
Title: Shadow of the Future of the Apes!
Game System: Feng Shui 2 (note, this is the sample adventure in the core rulebook)
Content Rating: Kid-friendly-ish. There’s nothing inherently more risqué than anything you’d see in a bad hollywood action movie.
Number of players: 6 pre-generated characters
You’re invited to the grand opening of the Portland Street Community Centre in beautiful Hong Kong, a gala affair with food, drinks, car crashes, gunfights, explosions, and a fanatic cult hellbent on bringing about the rise of hyper-intelligent apes. There will also be a sundae bar!*
Come join a ridiculous cast of action movie archetypes as they battle to get sucked headlong into the Chi War. Come armed with a quiver full of one-liners, ideas for gravity and death-defying stunts, the improvisational chops to turn every object your character encounters into a deadly weapon, your best bad accents, and two different-colored d6s. (The last bit is optional, as we ARE going to be in a game store.)
And remember, the worst thing that can happen to your character in Feng Shui isn't dying--it's looking bad.
*Sundaes not served to players at GM's table unless they bring their own, and enough to share.