Michael Morris
First Post
It's a day late, but what the hay???
The Twelve Days in the Dungeon
To the tune of the "Twelve Days of Christmas"
The first day in the dungeon the DM sent after me - a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"
The second thing in the dungeon the DM sent after me were two stinky goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!"
The third... Three fat orcs, two stinky goblins and ...
The fourth ... four hobgoblins, three fat orcs...
The fifth ... Five Rust Monsters!! four hobgolins...
The Sixth ... Six Mad Hook Horrors
The Seventh ... Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors
The Eight ... Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber...
The Ninth ... Nine Vicious Slaadi ...
The Tenth ... Ten Towering giants ...
The Eleventh .... Eleven Lumbering Golems ...
The Twelth day the dungeon the DM sent after me, TWELVE Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Lumbering Golems, Ten Towering Giants, Nine Vicious Slaadi, Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors, FIVE RUST MONSTERS, four hobgolbins, three fat orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"
Hack 'n' Slash
To the tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the gore,
With a +5 holy mace
Through the orcs I go
Smashing in their face
Heads of shoulding fling
Making blood sprays bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight Oh!
CHORUS:
Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing all the day
oh what fun it is to run, hacking all the way oh
Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing come what may
Oh what fun it is to run, killing all the day.
See the cleric turn
See the ranger fight
See the mage draw back a bow
DUCK! He's on your right!
CHORUS...
It's beginning to Look like a Trap
To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like a trap...
Everywhere we turn.
There are side grooves in the walls
Pit traps up in the hall
Careful, watch your step and please try not to fall...
It's beginning to look a lot like a trap
Is truly about to spring
So limber up all your toes
Get ready to face some foes
And remember to duck when you hear the ping!
Deck the Orcs!!
To the tune of "Deck the Orcs."
Deck the Orc with a mace +5
Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la
Bash his head until he's not live
Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la
Don we now our full plate armor
Fa lala Fa lala la la la
So the cretons cannot harm us
Fa lala la la la la la la la la...
Ottie the Ogre's Cooking Song
To the tune of "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays"
Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...
Nice and plump, not too stiff like the dwarves...
Not to skinny like the elves, boy they keep good on a shelf
And there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...
Well, that's all.. A belated Merry Christmas...
The Twelve Days in the Dungeon
To the tune of the "Twelve Days of Christmas"
The first day in the dungeon the DM sent after me - a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"
The second thing in the dungeon the DM sent after me were two stinky goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!"
The third... Three fat orcs, two stinky goblins and ...
The fourth ... four hobgoblins, three fat orcs...
The fifth ... Five Rust Monsters!! four hobgolins...
The Sixth ... Six Mad Hook Horrors
The Seventh ... Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors
The Eight ... Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber...
The Ninth ... Nine Vicious Slaadi ...
The Tenth ... Ten Towering giants ...
The Eleventh .... Eleven Lumbering Golems ...
The Twelth day the dungeon the DM sent after me, TWELVE Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Lumbering Golems, Ten Towering Giants, Nine Vicious Slaadi, Eight Morbid Bodaks, Seven Umber Hulks, Six Mad Hook Horrors, FIVE RUST MONSTERS, four hobgolbins, three fat orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying, "Please don't kill me!!"
Hack 'n' Slash
To the tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the gore,
With a +5 holy mace
Through the orcs I go
Smashing in their face
Heads of shoulding fling
Making blood sprays bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight Oh!
CHORUS:
Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing all the day
oh what fun it is to run, hacking all the way oh
Hack 'n' slash, hack 'n' slash, killing come what may
Oh what fun it is to run, killing all the day.
See the cleric turn
See the ranger fight
See the mage draw back a bow
DUCK! He's on your right!
CHORUS...
It's beginning to Look like a Trap
To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas"
It's beginning to look a lot like a trap...
Everywhere we turn.
There are side grooves in the walls
Pit traps up in the hall
Careful, watch your step and please try not to fall...
It's beginning to look a lot like a trap
Is truly about to spring
So limber up all your toes
Get ready to face some foes
And remember to duck when you hear the ping!
Deck the Orcs!!
To the tune of "Deck the Orcs."
Deck the Orc with a mace +5
Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la
Bash his head until he's not live
Fa la la la la la la lala la la la la
Don we now our full plate armor
Fa lala Fa lala la la la
So the cretons cannot harm us
Fa lala la la la la la la la la...
Ottie the Ogre's Cooking Song
To the tune of "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays"
Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...
Nice and plump, not too stiff like the dwarves...
Not to skinny like the elves, boy they keep good on a shelf
And there's no dish like gnome for the holidays...
Well, that's all.. A belated Merry Christmas...
