D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Crashy75]

Chuck Norris can kill Ninjas and Pirates and Badgers!

 

[afstanton]

That which does not kill Chuck only makes him stronger.

Of course, nothing can kill Chuck, so...

 

[crazy_cat]

Chuck Norris pronounces it NWorld. Anyone who pronounces it differently is just living on borrowed time.

 

[Voda Vosa]

Chuck Norris use D&D 23.5 rules.

 

[Sleeping Dragon]

Chuck Norris is 4E's only instant-kill effect.

 

[Traycor]

"Angels sang out, in an emaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick, that would shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones."

 

[bgaesop]

Haha, oh man that Chuck Norris. You guys sure got me there! Hey, have you guys seen this hilarious flash video? I know it's not quite as fresh and exciting as Chuck Norris but it's only a couple of minutes older so I think you'll enjoy it!

 

[withak]

Haha, oh man that Chuck Norris. You guys sure got me there! Hey, have you guys seen this hilarious flash video? I know it's not quite as fresh and exciting as Chuck Norris but it's only a couple of minutes older so I think you'll enjoy it!

...says the guy replying to a thread from last September.

 

[CleverNickName]

...says the guy replying to a thread from last September.

Oh snap!

 

[bgaesop]

...says the guy replying to a thread from last September.

The last post was 16 minutes before my post, and even last September Chuck Norris jokes were older than dirt. If you'd said that the thread was from early 2005 then it would be forgivable. Any later than that and you're not only late to the party, the party has ended, everyone has gone home, and the grandkids of the people at the party are dying of old age.

Oh snap!