D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Nahat Anoj]

Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

In the beginning, God said "Let there be light."

Chuck Norris said "Say 'please.'"

 

[Greg K]

Chuck Norris's tears can instantly fix all rules problems with any game system.

But Chuck Norris never cries.

Actually, Chuck Norris will only cry if you kill his dog or wolf. This is why he no longer has animal companions.

 

[Masquerade]

Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

According to Dave Noonan's latest blog, Chuck Norris will also appear as an arcane tradition. His associated implement is the roundhouse kick.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Vampires turn into ash when they see Juck Norris.

 

[Pbartender]

In 4th Edition, Norris chucks YOU.

What a Roleplaying Game!

 

[Moon-Lancer]

eh, Chuck Norris is overrated. I particularly didn't like it when he turned his back on his internet fan base. I think it was on Conan or Leno. I will see if i can find a clip.

 

[Slife]

Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat.

Common misconception. Pun-Pun actually *is* Chuck Norris

 

[Deuce Traveler]

This is my new favorite thread.

 

[Simplicity]

A lot of gods are dying with the arrival of 4e. You might think that's a bad thing. Actually, it's a Chucktastrophe.

 

[Darkness]

A lot of gods are dying with the arrival of 4e. You might think that's a bad thing. Actually, it's a Chucktastrophe.

Well, Chuck has to try out the new combat powers on someone.