D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Connorsrpg]

When Chuck Norris eats those spheres, he doesn't get annilihated. The spheres of annilihation get Chuck Norrised.

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[Kae'Yoss]

Ao snaps his fingers to get Helm's attention. Chuck Norris *makes* to snap his fingers and Ao is prone on the ground making kissy-face with Chucky's booties.

I've heard something different:

Ao snaps his fingers to get Helm's attention. Chuck Norris snaps Helm's neck to get Ao's attention.



Adventurers kill enemies and take their stuff, but Chuck Norris uses every part of the enemy.

 

[Alexander Fortis]

Chuck Norris can craft magical items while raging

 

[Remathilis]

Chuck Norris is the reason the bard sucks.

Chuck Norris will be in the 4e Monster Manual on page 69 (his choice). Everytime you open up to that page, you get roundhouse kicked in the face.

 

[CleverNickName]

Nerull's patron deity is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris domesticated the Tarrasque.

"Power Word: Chuck," "Chuck Norris's Interposing Beard," and "Chuck Norris's Crushing Roundhouse Kick" are slated for release in the 4th Edition rules, as soon as they finish developing rules for 99th level spells.

 

[notjer]

Chuck Norris drinks spell pools for fun.

 

[lukelightning]

Of all the internet memes/cliches, the Chuck Norris stuff is the worst. It lacks any wit or substance.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Of all the internet memes/cliches, the Chuck Norris stuff is the worst. It lacks any wit or substance.

You're just jealous because you never had an original thought in your life!

 

[Simplicity]

Chuck Norris was featured in two D&D adventures: "C1: Against the Chuck" and "C2: Chuck on the Borderlands." No one has ever beaten either of them.

Chuck Norris once went through the Tomb of Horrors. His favorite part was the jewel-encrusted chamberpot at the end.

 

[Driddle]

Of all the internet memes/cliches, the Chuck Norris stuff is the worst. It lacks any wit or substance.

You should feel grateful Chuck Norris has allowed you to live long enough to post that.

Some say that life on this planet as we know it is actually Chuck Norris' personal 4th edition. He has roundhouse-kicked Earth into oblivion a few times already because humans keep screwing up things.