D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

[Aeric]

Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Invisible Christopher Walken .

 

[Doug McCrae]

So is this yet more proof that D&D is becoming more like WoW?

Chuck Norris? Isn't he anime? I mean all that stuff he can do is pretty wild so that means it's anime. Thus it's proof that D&D is becoming more like an anime.

 

[RigaMortus2]

Chuck Norris? Isn't he anime? I mean all that stuff he can do is pretty wild so that means it's anime. Thus it's proof that D&D is becoming more like an anime.

Depends if they draw him using sharp angles, with wide eyes, open mouth, and spikey blue hair.

 

[Moon-Lancer]

Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.

does this mean the monk is in as well?

 

[Vrecknidj]

[diversion]
You know, I wonder if Chuck Norris, you know, the guy, has friends who sometimes sit around and Google the poor guy's name and see all this really freakishly weird crap and wonder about it.
[/diversion]

Cool, I'm looking forward to playing a cleric/bard/monk half-gnome/half-halfling of Chuck Norris.

Dave

 

[Animus]

Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.

Sigged!

 

[Remathilis]

Nah, Chuck Norris has already won Fourth Edition, and has currently tied up Meals, Cordell and Collins in his basement making them work on Fifth Edition.

All those internet blogs? Chuck Norris.

 

[XCorvis]

Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.

Brilliant!

 

[Pygon]

Will the corresponding Chuck Norris Bear Trap be in the DMG? It gives a bonus to the Punch to the Face maneuver.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

There will be no magic item crafting rules in the 4E ruleset. Chuck Norris will craft a Beard +10 anyway.