Nazhkandrias said:Ah, I see. A spinning motion on the ground, accomanied with quick, jabbing thrusts? So when a foe is dropped, you use the momentum from the thrust to whirl around and thrust again? But I can still beat down demons with a sausage, right? Say, how high of a level do you think you'd have to be to kill three Pit Fiends at full health in one hit and Cleave with a sausage?
Per the rules, a normal sausage does no damage.
So you couldn't.
Now, if it was a +5 holy silver sausage (we'll be generous and say 1d2-1 damage?) , bane versus evil outsiders, you'd still have the problem of doing 225 hp with a light weapon in one hand per hit.
I'll leave that up to the math monkies to figure that one out, but it would probably involve an epic paladin using Smite, Divine Might, Epic Divine Might and a metric butt ton of buffs.
(That's a metric butt ton, and not a long butt ton or a short butt ton.)