CN vs. N: Chaotic Neutral Victorious!

the crowd cheers the carnage on the arena floor, a red beaderded fey yells "go Frogs! Hey Rills' Ive got your mount right here!" and grabs himself.
 

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The God of Salads is not a false god. Without him, croutons would've taken over the multiverse long ago. He keeps them in check, but suggests that "their time will come."

Watch out.
 

Round 622

Hulk1 heals to 49 hp. Hulk2 heals to 71 hp and claws once for 17. (Rolled 30, highest missing roll 24) IMCenter has 75 hp.

IMCenter concentrates defensively and heals to 98 hp. IMSouth moves to 60N90E. Hulk2 misses the AoO (rolled 28) and decides not to run away, but is shaken. (19 Will save - forgot shaken effect last time) IMSouth hacks Hulk2 for 9. (Rolled 29+2 for flanking) Hulk2 has 62 hp left.

IMNorth hacks Hulk1 twice. (Rolled 27 & 29) Hulk1 takes 26 points of damage and gets very scared. (Rolled 6 Will save)

Round 623: Hulk1 runs out of the arena.

Next for CN in round 623 in addition to Hulk2: a limbo stalker. (Planar Handbook)

OOC: We have a mess on our hands now! Is it OK to e-mail you the stats on the Limbo Stalker or do you just want to control Hulk2?
 
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OOC: AC higher than 28 AND it can summon 2 more just like it?! Holy crap, this thing was must be from the munchkin manual. I don't know what you meant by battle royale, the slaads never had a chance. SR, too? Healing? Fear on every attack? Ugg.

Hulk2 will try to bull rush IMCenter out of the arena.

OOC: I don't want you to have to fighter yourself (running both sides), so either e-mail me the stats or perhaps someone else can run the limbo dude -- maybe PJSlavner? There's nothing cool like a 3-way battle.
 

Infiniti2000 said:
OOC: I don't want you to have to fighter yourself (running both sides), so either e-mail me the stats or perhaps someone else can run the limbo dude -- maybe PJSlavner? There's nothing cool like a 3-way battle.

Ooh. Total Chaos. I like it.
 

OOC: I said it would be a battle, not a fair fight! PJS has the Limbo Stalker.

Hulk2 heals to 67 hp and bull rushes. Each IM takes an AoO and connects. (Rolled 30+2 & 34+2) Hulk2 takes 31 total and is down to 36 hp.

Hulk2 pushes IMCenter back 5 feet. (Rolled 16-2 for shaken vs. 11 Str check)

Hulk2 is at 60N100E and IMCenter is at 60N110E. Hulk2 is no longer shaken.

Limbo Stalker is up next. IMSouth is at 60N90E and IMNorth is at 90N70E.
 


Harry B the Limbo Dancer (I mean Limbo Stalker) comes into the arena to the tune of Limbo Rock. He is an ogre-sized feral looking beast, resembling a humanoid serpent, with cunning yellow eyes and massive forelimbs ending in sharp claws.

With arms waving and bent over backwards, Harry B quickly moves over to 50N75E. He eyes Hulk2 hungrily, but in his tiny brain he realizes that IMCenter is his target. After IMCenter is taken care of, Harry B can take care of Hulk2.
 

Round 623

Harry B moves to 50N70E. (large size) He gets scared and wants to leave. (Rolled 18 Will save)

IMSouth steps to 60N95E and attacks. He hits once for 12. (Rolled 28+2 & 17+2) IMCenter hits twice for 27. (Rolled 28+2 & 30+2) Hulk2 disappears.

IMNorth yells "Flee!" in Common to Harry B, but Harry B is already on his way.

Round 624: Harry B runs out of the arena.

Next up for CN: a shimmerling swarm. (MM III) Keep it going, PJS.
 
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