CN vs. N: Chaotic Neutral Victorious!

[Gansk]

Round 705

The wall is breached.

 

[Infiniti2000]

"You can't hide for long, sucker."

Fire another lightning bolt at the same location.

 

[Gansk]

Round 706

Shabby dodges (rolled natural 20) and takes 18. It has 60 hp left.

It moves out of sight to the north.

 

[Infiniti2000]

Greystoke considers angling for more lightning bolts, but computing the vectors necessary through the perforation in the dome makes General I2K's head hurt. So, instead he drops a chaos hammer into the breach, centered at the center of course. Is this thing gonna fight back or can we time compress until he does something different?

 

[Gansk]

Shabby is destroyed eight rounds later.

Round 714: A six foot tall humanoid covered with thousands of dark writhing leeches moves to 5N90E.

 

[Infiniti2000]

A humanoid surrounded by leeches? Is it Paris Hilton?

Greystoke will introduce Paris to Mr. Lightning Bolt and then fly straight up to 15N70E80Z.

 

[Gansk]

Round 715

Paris dodges (rolled natural 20) and takes 21. She leaves in a huff.

A 10 foot tall animated statue made of stone, steel, and lead moves to 0N90E. Magical runes carved and inlaid with precious metals cover its body.

The statue's runes light up.

 

[Infiniti2000]

I have a bad feeling about this, kind of like the feeling you get after eating a bean burrito at Taco Hell. Speaking of burritos, Greystoke will fire a lightning bolt at the animated steel-shod Burrito.

 

[Gansk]

Round 716

Burrito dodges and takes 17. It has 106 hp left. The light in the runes goes out.

Burrito heals to 116 hp and stands still.

 

[Infiniti2000]

This seems to be remarkably effective. Introduce a second lightning bolt.

"I can keep this up all day, Burrito."