Collective Nouns for Classes

[Cyan Wisp]

These are hilarious. Favs: A clobber of monks (lowkey), a dreg of druids (jasper). I'll have a go...

A froth of Barbarians
A cacophony of Bards
A sermon of Clerics
A dreadlock of druids
A blender of fighters
A rush of monks
A choir of paladins
A volley of rangers
An evisceration of rogues
An immolation of sorcerers
A slither of warlocks
A grumble of wizards.

 

[Son of the Serpent]

So, I was thinking about the collective names we have for certain groups (a murmuration of swallows, a murder of ravens, an obstinacy of buffaloes) and I was wondering why we didn't have a similar system for D&D?

So, without further ado, here is Lowkey's Fabulous and 100% Guaranteed Collective Nouns for Classes!


A yawp of barbarians.
A peeving of bards.
A fang of clerics.
A beatnik of druids.
A mercury of fighters.
A clobber of monks.
A perfidy of paladins.
A strider of rangers.
A gallery of rogues.
An inconsequential of sorcerers.
A ululation of warlocks.
A dolorousness of wizards.


You're welcome.

I didnt get the mercury of fighters

What was your reason? The rest seemed to make sense to me.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Son of the Serpent]

We are the Champions ...

my friend.

And we'll keep on fighting, 'til the end.

We are the champions.

We are the champions.

No time for battlemasters.

'Cuz we are the CHAMPIONS ... of 5e.

I like you signifficantly more now than i already did.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Fenris-77]

What, no Dunce of Paladins yet? I am disappoint.

I also like:
A Ki of Monks (you see what I did there?)
An Embarrassment of Bards
A Frolic of Fighters
A Soupcon of Sorcerers
A Harvest of Druids

That's what I got off the top of my head. I may dive in again.

 

[Son of the Serpent]

I tend to grow on people!

You know, like a fungus, or some type of mold.

I have a similar tendancy. Like a slowly crawling rot. Naturally today is my favorite day of the year. Happy halloween.

 

[Undrave]

Pretty sure it's a "Band of Bard", or, for the traditionalists "An Orchestra of Bards"

Also, Warlocks and Wizards already have a word...

#566; Supernatural Collective Nouns.

 

[Twiggly the Gnome]

Surely it should be a Magnum of Paladins.

 

[Charlaquin]

Nobody has suggested a troupe of bards yet? That’s like... an actual thing.