[Comic Crusaders] So it Beigns

[GWolf]

Ah, The red dragon inn, a strange and interesting place. It seems in any civil area there is a red dragon inn, and inside the inn you'll find many many similiarties to last you were in. What a better place to start this weeks adventures kiddies.

Its about 10am and the lot of you sorry excuses for heros have just walked in from a event fulled (or not) early morning.

Behind the counter is Marge, a fat bartender with red hair, and behind a closed door is Riki, a small peasent boy who is a really good cook. At one table two pirates are arm wrestling, otherwise the place is empty, for now.

 

[Krug]

Yarsh steps to the counter.
"A nice mug of beer... but only fill it halfway or I won't be able to lift it! And eggs! Anything in the house besides Chicken?" The kobold was salivating already.

 

[Tonguez]

"Aw com' on Jucki" the goblin whined at the half-orc that had him against a wall "ya know I'm good for it - just tell ya boss I'll get his money to him soon. I've got these idea that should make us all rich"

"The boss don't like be keep waiting" the Half-orc growled "he say make him pay else make him pay - how you gonna pay Gobbo?"

"Deres 10 bits in me purse - all I got wit me. Ya know I'm good for it " the Goblin lied "take it I'll get the rest soon"

The half-orc smiled ripped the purse from its string and left leaving the goblin in the alley.

The Goblin - Dibbler by name grinned, straightened himself up and headed for the Red Dragon 'dumb porc" he spat as he reached down and pulled another purse from his boot "just wait - I'll get him..."

Finally entering the Dragon he sniffed looked around and espied a Kobold...

 

[GWolf]

(great posts guys)

Marge looks at you. "Clean your self filthy lizard, we serve lots of chicken. One plate of chicken is 900gp" She laughs manically. "Oh umm thats 9 sp. I am sorry" She says filling the kobold a mug of ale.



(Comedy Points I am giving Krug 3, and Toungez 4)

 

[Krug]

"I don't want no meat! I want eggs! eggs! Those... those.. ovals! And bring the shells. My lizard wants to lick 'em!"

Yarsh spotted the goblin and immediately covered his pouch. Dibbler! u be dabbling in da dark drains of da depths with dread denizens doing dirty deeds again?

Comedy Points: 3

 

[Tonguez]

"D-d-d-ddd-d" the goblin sneered trying to keep up with the stream of alliteration coming from the lizards gob.

He approach the bar with a disarming grin at Marge "Dear Lady" he says is his poshest accent "is this filthy lizard causing a scene is he? Well just say the word and Ill aid you in his removal right smartly!

Eggs indeed next thing he'll be wanting live rat - um by the way - you don't have a live rat by anychance do you?"

He starts to dribble thinking about that but is quick to compose himself and hopes that noone noticed.

(PS he also attempts to pickpocket from Yarshes purse and I'm sure the Krug wont use this against me)

 

[Timothy]

The door sweeps open....

Two monkeys come singing in. They immediatly go to the pirate's table and look at them for a bit, after a while the monkeys assume the same positions as the tow pirates and will mimic every move the sailors make...

Just before the pirates get violent on the monkeys, a halfling steps in through the still open door...

"Bilbo, Frodo, here boys, here!" The Halfling sees that his monkeys aren't listening, and pulls a box out of his backpack. "Wants some nice Hobbit-snacks? boys? Come on!"
Bilbo and Frodo the monkeys immediatly stop bothering teh pirates at the mention of Pirate snacks the rush to the halfling, jumping up and down.
The halfling gives them each a snack and the monkeys settle down and walk quitely bsides him. The Halfling walks to the bar.

"Two, no make that three bananas please..."

 

[GWolf]

(Pick pocket fails) (Tim 3 ComedyPoints for you)

Marge behinds over behind the counter and produces a live rat. The hands it to Dibbler "We've got plenty of rats!" She has a laughing fit, leaves and returns with some green eggs, and two brown bannanas. "We've got the best food in the world!" She herself begins taking shots of whiskey very quickly.

 

[Krug]

Yarsh whacks the goblin's hand and tries to bite it. "I know your tricks! You'd steal fleas from a dog!"

Yarsh whacks his head when he sees the halfling. "I tot he wuz going back to hiz sh're! Those... MONKEYS! Pah!" Yarsh grabs an egg and sucks it dry dramatically. He then cracks it open to let the lizard lick. "Now... good food for a growing dragon..."

He whispers softly. One day mighty one you will eat all of 'em in one gulp! but you better fry the gobbo f'rst!

 

[Krug]

"So Marge... have you heard of any opportunities for brave and competent adventurers... such as us? And no more sewage jobs or rescuing someone's alligator!"