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Flick_Drewood
Guest
yes.....yes we do....and so do we
:evillaugh :evillaugh
:evillaugh :evillaugh
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Rhane Arturant
Guest
Waxing is more fun when you're waxing mens who are assuring you it won't hurt.
*cackle*
*cackle*
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Bhryn Astairre
Guest
A Prime Minister is like a President, but they're forced to actually LISTEN to their government. Like... if we all vote 'NO' on something, he can't turn around and say:
*bush voice* "Heh-heh-heh... I'm gonna do it aaaanyway!"
Plus, we had a female one. She ruled.
Rhane> teh gasp! That's evils!
*bush voice* "Heh-heh-heh... I'm gonna do it aaaanyway!"
Plus, we had a female one. She ruled.
Rhane> teh gasp! That's evils!
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Rajak2.0
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Waxing for Men = Evil...
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JudeSedai
Guest
Dontella said:
....don't joke about vampire Sith. I've SEEN one. She's scary.
......silly Dark Brotherhood....... ::shudder::
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Dragona Nightsky
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Rajak2.0 said:
Ah, but that's the whole point
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JudeSedai
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Dragona Nightsky said:Ah, but that's the whole point
Hehe, we got some Nads (you know, that all-natural, green hair-removal stuff) way back when you could first start getting it in stores. Promised to be completely painless....yeah. Tell that to my uncle, who we tested it on.
I don't think I've ever heard a man squeal quite like that before or since....
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Bhryn Astairre
Guest
Next time have a recorder handy. I've been looking for a good shriek for a banshee!
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MagusDraconium
Guest
Ack! Run from the newbie!
Note: the following is in good jest, so for you who are serious: He who laughs last, doesnt get the joke.
Prime Minister? What part of Alorn (or Ebberon!) is THAT on? I am currently the elected leader of my anarchy...
Back to mock-seriousness: We have an issue, a large issue.
Five posts without a joke! How can we stay lighthearted?
Here, and again, in good jest.
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"
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And... (sorry but i feel the compulsive urge to spell this) +0 th4T gUy +4h+ 45K3d (translation: To that guy that asked) DPing means Double Posting in many situations. If it was a different definition, please, correct me as my Internet-Junkiee-eese is not up to par with the rest of Alorn.
I swear, at the beginning I was just going to add my own joke! Also, Post Script, that "ain't" funny Bhryn...
Remember, then, as a general rule. Its only funny until someones eye gets poked out, then its Ping-Pong.
Note: the following is in good jest, so for you who are serious: He who laughs last, doesnt get the joke.
Prime Minister? What part of Alorn (or Ebberon!) is THAT on? I am currently the elected leader of my anarchy...
Back to mock-seriousness: We have an issue, a large issue.
Five posts without a joke! How can we stay lighthearted?
Here, and again, in good jest.
_________________________
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"
_______________
And... (sorry but i feel the compulsive urge to spell this) +0 th4T gUy +4h+ 45K3d (translation: To that guy that asked) DPing means Double Posting in many situations. If it was a different definition, please, correct me as my Internet-Junkiee-eese is not up to par with the rest of Alorn.
I swear, at the beginning I was just going to add my own joke! Also, Post Script, that "ain't" funny Bhryn...
Remember, then, as a general rule. Its only funny until someones eye gets poked out, then its Ping-Pong.
