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[Ssussunriyh]

Only in America......do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

If "pro" is the opposite of "con," then "congress" is the opposite of "progress."

As Mr. Spock would often say, when commenting upon irrational human behavior: "Ah. This explains much..."

 

[Elf_Ariel]

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue..and then you add eggs and sugar...and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?



NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake...Stick to your BUTT

 

[MagusDraconium]

Our best oxymorons, add to the list if you want. (oxymoron: two words that are opposites but make some form of sense)
1) Jumbo shrimp
2) military intelligence
3) Microsoft Works!

 

[Ssussunriyh]

Our best oxymorons, add to the list if you want. (oxymoron: two words that are opposites but make some form of sense)
1) Jumbo shrimp
2) military intelligence
3) Microsoft Works!

4) government aid
5) highway maintenance
6) rap music
7) religious education

 

[Eligre]

4) government aid
5) highway maintenance
6) rap music
7) religious education

This seems fun...
8) Work Party
9) Tax Return
10) Living Dead
11) Plastic Glasses
12) Peace Army
13) Salvation Army
14) American Light Beer (sorry guys, its true!)