Conan: Red Nails

[Frostmarrow]

Nice cast though:

Conan - Ron Perlman (Hellboy)
Evil princess - Marg Helgenberger (CSI; Willows)
Some dude - James Marsden (X-men; Cyclops)
Some other dude - Clancy Brown (Highlander; Kurgan)
A lich or something - Mark Hamill (uh... Luke?)

 

[Mouseferatu]

A lich or something - Mark Hamill (uh... Luke?)

And almost half the cool cartoon voices in the past 15 years, including the Joker on Batman: The Animated Series and Justice League.

For that matter, Clancy Brown is Lex Luthor on Superman and Justice League.

This is, indeed, a helluva cast.

 

[Rykion]

For that matter, Clancy Brown is Lex Luthor on Superman and Justice League.

He's also Mr. Krabs from Sponge Bob. I can't take the Kurgan seriously anymore.

 

[Frostmarrow]

And almost half the cool cartoon voices in the past 15 years, including the Joker on Batman: The Animated Series and Justice League.

For that matter, Clancy Brown is Lex Luthor on Superman and Justice League.

This is, indeed, a helluva cast.

Cartoons are dubbed in my country. Mark Hamill was also the bad guy in a Swedish agent movie called Hamilton. Mark Hamill played an American industrialist trying to smuggle nuclear arms out of post-communist Russia. He goes: "Swedish Intelligence? That's a contradiction in terms!"

-Gotta love him for that.

 

[David Howery]

However, these rumors died altogether when King Conan: Crown of Iron was scrapped by the studio after years in pre-production limbo and John Milius left to work on other projects. .

So, Milius will nothing to do with any future live action Conan movie? Hallelujah! I hated what he did with the character in his two. The first one... not a bad script, but way too light on monsters and magic, and overstuffed with blood and boobs. The most unforgiveable part was when Conan was getting slapped around by Doom's two henchmen... come on, Conan having his hands free and getting slapped around?! The second one... just awful in every way, except for the cute D'Abo girl in her skimpy outfit...

 

[Dark Jezter]

So, Milius will nothing to do with any future live action Conan movie? Hallelujah! I hated what he did with the character in his two. The first one... not a bad script, but way too light on monsters and magic, and overstuffed with blood and boobs. The most unforgiveable part was when Conan was getting slapped around by Doom's two henchmen... come on, Conan having his hands free and getting slapped around?!

You mean the scene that took place after he'd been manhandled by a few hundred of Thulsa Doom's fanatical followers?

The second one... just awful in every way, except for the cute D'Abo girl in her skimpy outfit...

John Milius had absolutely nothing to do with Conan the Destroyer. He refused to write and direct the second Conan movie after the studio told him that they wanted a more family-friendly Conan that could get a PG rating.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Conan the Destroyer--not good.
Conan O'Brien--OK, he's good, but not the same thing at all.

Almost everything else Conan is good.

Actually I enjoyed Conan the Destroyer.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

What ever happened to the rumors the Triple H was going to be the next Conan or at least star in the movie.

Huh?! You can't possibly mean Sir Mix A Lot.