Constables of the 14th Ward Part 3

[Leif]

OOC: The curvy woman in the chainmail bikini is holding a sign with a big three on it as she circles the ring...

OOC: lmdmao!!!

 

[Helfdan]

Bayard snorts and rears as Alarion directs him towards the windmill and the flying, pink-fletched dwarf.

[sblock=OOC]
Double move towards windmill
Question: So you guys actually are about to get Alarion to tilt with a windmill? Don Miguel de Cervantes must be smiling, wherever he may be... [/sblock]

 

[Leif]

Question: So you guys actually are about to get Alarion to tilt with a windmill? Don Miguel de Cervantes must be smiling, wherever he may be...

OOC: lmdmao AGAIN! (come on guys, cut it out already! ) I have been totally slain by this evenings postings, here and in other threads! R.I.P. - Leif

 

[Fenris]

Question: So you guys actually are about to get Alarion to tilt with a windmill? Don Miguel de Cervantes must be smiling, wherever he may be...

OOC: I think Soulfetter should be Sancho Panza. That leaves Thea, as our only female, as Dulcinea of course.

 

[Fenris]

Suddenly the sounds of a crossbow being fired, reloaded and fired again very rapidly cuts the silence. Braz appears in the air near the leaning windmill. A swarm of flaming pink fletched arrows (1d20+13=16, 1d20+13=32, 1d20+8=15) arrows comes out of the window, but only one strikes (1d8+5+1d6=13) the dwarf. The shutter slams closed.

[sblock=Braz]You aren't sure exactly what you saw. Your bolts stuck a strange looking slender somewhat effete orc archer wearing black leathers and his long straight hair dyed blond. He was using a beautiful elven longbow. A second young orcrat was with him and slammed the window. You could hear a bolt being slid home, perhaps by a third unseen orc? The whole rickety mill shakes with the movements of those inside.[/sblock]

OOC: Actions?

OOC: Did one or both hit? If one missed, those were flaming bolts, so any that missed may set the mill on fire.

OOC2: Which building had the known tunnel down it again? The main stone building as I recall, yes?

"Oh I can trade these all day boyo." mutters Braz with a grin as he flys striaght down to land facing the door, his crossbow pointed at it (though he keeps an eye out for more windows or the pair fleeing through some other exit.

 

[Maidhc O Casain]

SoulFetter

SoulFetter sees the newest Constable appear, pincushioned with arrows, and heads by a roundabout way toward the mill - at a full on sprint.

[sblock=Move]Sprint to AA36 (4xSpeed=160'), I think he can make it.[/sblock]

[sblock=OOC]Sancho's already tilted with the Barn - I think he won that round.[/sblock]

 

[Scotley]

OOC: Did one or both hit? If one missed, those were flaming bolts, so any that missed may set the mill on fire.

OOC2: Which building had the known tunnel down it again? The main stone building as I recall, yes?

OOC: Both bolts hit, sorry should have made that clear. The barn, which I believe Darius is in the process of setting fire too is where the tunnel entrance was found...

 

[Scotley]

OOC: lmdmao!!!

OOC: Gotta keep my co-DM smilin'.

 

[Leif]

OOC: Gotta keep my co-DM smilin'.

No worries, there, pahdna! When I think of "round girls" in chainmail bikinis, it reminds me of something that would have been in "What's New" in the Dragon Magazine of yore. Phil Foglio's typical women, as I recall, were notoriously curvy and STACKED!

 

[xedr]

OOC: Both bolts hit, sorry should have made that clear. The barn, which I believe Darius is in the process of setting fire too is where the tunnel entrance was found...

That's correct - Darius is worried about getting flanked. He hesitates as the arrows start flying, but decides to get the barn burning post-haste before chasing after the elusive Flaming'o Orc.