5 xp says he does.
You lose that bet!
I was waiting for us to agree on the template, so I wouldn't have to fiddle around with anything. As it is, I've only got the kitty worked out:
Transient Golem Duplicate Cat
Tiny Animal
Hit Dice: ½d8 (2 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-12
Attack: Claw +4 melee (1d2-4 plus steal blood) or touch +4 touch (steal blood)
Full Attack: 2 claws +4 melee (1d2-4 plus steal blood) and bite -1 melee (1d3-4 plus steal blood)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: Steal blood
Special Qualities: Bloodthirst, discorporate, immunity to magic, low-light vision, scent, scent blood, transient immunities
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 3, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 7
Skills: Balance +10, Climb +6, Hide +16*, Jump +10,
Listen +3, Move Silently +8, Spot +3
Feats: Stealthy, Weapon FinesseB
Environment: Temperate plains
Organization: Domesticated or solitary
Challenge Rating: 1
Advancement: —
Level Adjustment: —