Core Religion Survivor - Round 3

[Wik]

We're going to vote core D&D deities "off the island" as it were, until only one god remains.
Last Round, Lolth was kicked off for being responsible for the dark elf infestation that she has unleashed upon us, while Yondalla was kicked off for just being so damned annoying. Round before that, we lost Corellon Larethian and Garl Glittergold - and nobody really cared.

Who's going to go next?

Vote for the deity you hate the most. Every other day, the two who have received the most votes will be culled from the herd, until only nine remain. And then, we remove 'em one at a time.

You can vote from a player's perspective, a DM's perspective, or anywhere in between. Have fun, kids. All the deities here are taken from Deities and Demigods, so there are a few that aren't found in the PHB. But, you probably know who they are, anyway.

Who will be the most-liked (or, more accurately, least-hated) deity of the core D&D religions?

 

[Wik]

Er, Crap. I put this in the wrong thread. Could a mod move this over to General Discussion, or should I just delete and start again?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Good-bye Gruumsh!

 

[Cosmic.Justice]

Let this be the end of Vecnas troublesome and ill advised presence as a deity, and a return to his malicious, pleasurable reign as a villain of myth and legend. I also think it's time to begin the campaign of which duplicate deities should be replaced, and I level my gaze first at the irritating, dull, and quite ineffectual Obod Hai.

 

[Wik]

I actually had a hard time picking this time around. I was torn between Bahamut, Kurtulmak, Boccob, and Hextor. Bahamut because he's the lame god of good dragons (*yawn*), Kurtulmak because kobolds don't deserve a god (at least not one on the same level as the other gods on the list), Boccob because he's just not as cool as Wee Jas, and Hextor because I fail to see how he's any different than Erythnul (and "god of slaughter" sounds cooler to me than whatever it is Hextor is). I wound up going with Kurtulmak because... his name sucks.

Which seems to be a common theme throughout this game. Hunh.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Sorry Ehlonna your happy little girl unicorns running through the joyful forest of goodness just had to go.

Dame Nature isn't happy or cheerful, or for that matter caring, she's a cold hard b**** to whom only the harsh circle of predator and prey have any meaning.

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Goodbye, Erythnul. I prefer to use demon cultists (ala BoVD) instead of followers of the God of Slaughter; I don't exactly understand why anyone would "follow" such a deity. The demons? Yes. Hextor? Why not. But Erythnul? Just doesn't do anything for me.

 

[Darkness]

Er, Crap. I put this in the wrong thread. Could a mod move this over to General Discussion, or should I just delete and start again?

Ok, moved.

 

[Wik]

Much appreciated

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

500,000 gold pieces for the head of Vecna!

Next up, Nerull the Grim Reaper.