Core Religion Survivor - Round 4

[Simm]

St. C has gotta go where Lloth and Vecna went before him. After that Fharlaghn because his name is impossible to spell and I don't trust a good whose home plane is Prime Material.

 

[Ry]

Kord used to beat me up in public school.

 

[devilbat]

So long Pelor.

 

[Ry]

Tiamat & Bahamut: big dragons aren't deities; they're cannon fodder.

Pffft. Big cannons aren't deities; they're dragon fodder.

 

[Nifft]

Huh! As of now, Bah and Tia are "winning".

-- N

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

G'bye Bahamut!

 

[Sejs]

Saint amongst gods, take your crumpled hat and your cudgel and take a walk.

Goodbye St Cuthbert.

Next on the hit list: the dragon gods and Rainbow Brite herself, Ehlonna.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Pelor: Too boring to live.

Nerull is next.

 

[Mercule]

Obad-Hai is a dirty hippy.

 

[Piratecat]

Since we already have Kord and Erythnul, why do we need Gruumsh?

Alas, now we see why kids should stay off drugs. Maybe 'cause he's the COOLEST god on the list, that's why! Who else has tusks and an empty eye socket, huh? Huh? No one, that's who, and what's more he hates Corellon Larenthian. All huge pluses in his favor. What's more, his name is fun to say. Gruumsh. Come on, say it with me. GrUUUUUUmsh!

All hail Gruumsh!