D&D 5E Crazy Ideas 5E Should Not Adopt

[Crazy Jerome]

119. All DMs are required to attend classes, pass a test, and get licensed by WotC. If an unlicensed DM gets caught running a game, he gets a lifetime ban from all game conventions.

120. Microsoft handles the certifications.

 

[WheresMyD20]

120. Microsoft handles the certifications.

121. Game sessions will suddenly and randomly come to a grinding halt, forcing the group to start over from the beginning.

 

[Dezarith]

123. Any talking in another language IG, must actually be said in that language.

 

[imurphy943]

124. In a misguided attempt to pander to internet culture, WotC 'takes it to eleven' by replacing the d20 with the nonexistent d22.

 

[Dezarith]

124a. The use not consitses of a d220 instead of a d22 to complicate combat.

 

[Zustiur]

125. At the end of each game session you must upload your characters to WotC. Any new equipment will be deleted if some other character from some other game also gained that item on the same day.

126. If you forget to shout "Ding!" when leveling up, you automatically lose the new level and have to re-gain the experience.

126a. You cannot level up your character unless someone from another game (and preferably another country) shouts 'Grats!'

 

[M.L. Martin]

127. The core classes are Anti-Paladin, Assassin, Warlock, and Demon Cultist.

 

[TarionzCousin]

111. Jar Jar Binks will be included as a new core race...

...replacing Dwarves.

 

[imurphy943]

128. Distance is measured in inches

129. Blacklights are banned during the game

130. Adopt the basic rules of Nomic

131. Jar Jar Binkses recieve a -10 to 'Avoid Stepping in it' checks

132. New first level spell: Warlock's wet t-shirt contest douse up to five targets in a substance such as napalm or crocodiles.

 

[Kynn]

133. The only monsters are orcs. At higher levels, you just fight more orcs.