D&D 5E (2014) Crazy Ideas 5E Should Not Adopt

[Stormonu]

102. Halflings are replaced with muppets

103. X-folk becomes a playable race

104. Combat is resolved by all participants climbing into inflatable d20s and attempting to bump each other off a full-sized combat mat.

 

[El Mahdi]

104. Combat is resolved by all participants climbing into inflatable d20s and attempting to bump each other off a full-sized combat mat.

YES!


Or maybe padded pugil sticks in a bouncy castle...

 

[imurphy943]

105. Playable races based on 'My Little Pony'.

106. There is the possibility of living past character creation, depending on how the dice fall.

107. Any character played by anybody who has had the alias/nickname/nomiker 'El Mahdi' applied to them will have cancer .

 

[Holy Bovine]

31 All Barbarians must speak with an Austrian Accent and must use the word Crom at least once per encounter

Hey - I do this already!!

 

[Dezarith]

108. All races are replaced with garden creatures.
(Gnomes, Frogs, Lizards, ETC.)

 

[Otakkun]

109. You must pay a fee to WotC everytime in order to level up your character.
110. Spells will have to be bought in the form of cards in order to be used (aka MtG).
111. Jar Jar Binks will be included as a new core race.

 

[imurphy943]

112. New unique monsters include: Andrew Jackson, George Washington, John Quincy Adams, and Teddy Roosevelt.

113. New addition to the official pantheon: HURON, THE GOD OF BEING A VERY MIGHTY GOD.

114. Include starter adventures based on classic Superfriends episodes.

115. The d20 is replaced by a d18 and two marbles.

 

[Dezarith]

116. All threads this awesome must be archived.
117. Every time you use gold you must pay WOTC an equivilent amount of money.

 

[Hassassin]

118. The Beginner Box comes with a megaphone for resolving sonic damage.

 

[WheresMyD20]

119. All DMs are required to attend classes, pass a test, and get licensed by WotC. If an unlicensed DM gets caught running a game, he gets a lifetime ban from all game conventions.