Cryptic T-shirt at GenCon - Help, it's slowly driving me insane

[alsih2o]

If you think too hard about what that shirt means, you'll pass out... but right before you do, you'll realize...

...if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

(10 bonus points for recognizing the source...)

rodney carrington, but tell me where the live recording was made...

 

[ColonelHardisson]

I thought it was Lewis Black.

 

[Isawa Sideshow]

rodney carrington, but tell me where the live recording was made...

Sorry, nope. Not even remotely close.

 

[shadoth]

Lewis Black. He heard it in an IHOP. It is the source of all aneurisms, which I have misspelled, I believe.

Ah yes, here it is. Aneurysm. I was close.

The shirt was, of course, reference the actual content of KFC product. You've been eating muppets, you cretins.

 

[Isawa Sideshow]

I thought it was Lewis Black.

*salutes the Colonel* Very good, sir.

 

[alsih2o]

Sorry, nope. Not even remotely close.

that's odd, i have a rodney carrington c.d. where he does about 5 minutes on just that....

 

[Churchill]

Bert's friend

Well, If the Colonel is stewing Bert's friend, maybe it's really a reference to...

Nah.

That's not right.

 

[Churchill]

Warhol?

Hmmm. Thinking about this more, maybe the shirt depicts different things Andy Warhol has done.

Done as in painted. Not what some of you degenerates are thinking (and you know who you are).

 

[Napftor]

Or maybe they're suggesting that muppets should be harvested for food.

"Muppets -- the other, other, other white meat."

LOL

If this isn't sig worthy, I don't know what is!

 

[Azure Trance]

I've seen a shirt that has three pictures on it that made no sense;

Donkey
Boot
And something else I can't remember