D&D 5E D&D 5th Edition Stinks!

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Bit grim hearing about copies falling apart, that's a shame :(

Even the content is trying to flee the decaying smell of Vecna's armpit (Rare Magic Item)...

AD&D 1e was a damn fine smelling edition...Gary knew how to scent his products.
 


MUST....NOT....SNIFF....BOOKS
MUST.....FIGHT....PEER....PRESSURE
JUST....SAY....NO
JUST....SAY....NO

Sadly, when the FBI conducted their standard background check on Mr. Kerleth, his unfortunate penchant for book sniffing was brought to light, destroying his chances of ever becoming President.
 

That's okay though, my best friend works directly with nukes. And he has flat out said that I'm one of the few people preventing him from losing his faith in humanity. Tremble, world, tremble. MWAHAHAHAHAHA...*HACK*..*COUGH*

P.S. That has likely changed now that he has a newborn. Miniature organic fecal production facilities for the win!....Must remind him not to change diaper while reading books.
 

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