Rodrigo Istalindir
Explorer
Achilles had a tender heel,
and Balder his missile-toe.
Grendel grappled and lost an arm,
and to his momma he did go.
Gandalf stumped by a silly riddle
till a halfling's words revealed.
Boromir blew his will save
and so his fate was sealed.
The Nazgul tanked a Spot check
On Eowyn's feminine charms,
All marvel at Gollum's precious balance
And how he bought the farm.
Han Solo failed a bluff check,
when tumblin' Ani croaked.
Leia sensed Tarkin's motive and lied,
and Alderaan got smoked.
No matter how l33t you are,
Or what level you've achieved,
Or your lightsaber reads 'BMF'
and you've grandiose plans conceived.
Even the best of 'em sometimes roll a '1',
Wtih results humorous and tragic.
The lowly orc a '20' can score
and make a hero haemorrhagic.
Thank you thank you, you've been a lovely audience. Be sure to try the veal, and if you can, catch my act at GenCon. Peace out!
and Balder his missile-toe.
Grendel grappled and lost an arm,
and to his momma he did go.
Gandalf stumped by a silly riddle
till a halfling's words revealed.
Boromir blew his will save
and so his fate was sealed.
The Nazgul tanked a Spot check
On Eowyn's feminine charms,
All marvel at Gollum's precious balance
And how he bought the farm.
Han Solo failed a bluff check,
when tumblin' Ani croaked.
Leia sensed Tarkin's motive and lied,
and Alderaan got smoked.
No matter how l33t you are,
Or what level you've achieved,
Or your lightsaber reads 'BMF'
and you've grandiose plans conceived.
Even the best of 'em sometimes roll a '1',
Wtih results humorous and tragic.
The lowly orc a '20' can score
and make a hero haemorrhagic.
Thank you thank you, you've been a lovely audience. Be sure to try the veal, and if you can, catch my act at GenCon. Peace out!
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