D&D Goes International

[WampusCat43]

...But listens to Bill Connely a lot.

"Get 'em up against the cliff edge - they push back harder." Still ROFL on that one.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

"Get 'em up against the cliff edge - they push back harder." Still ROFL on that one.

Either that or "Put their hind legs into wellingtons and step on the feet of the boots so they cannot run away."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Some I don't remember seeing yet...

Can English Barbarians rage only after the Pubs close or they can't get tickets to the football match?

Do French Bards all sound like Jerry Lewis? For that matter, are there any French warriors (besides Jean D'arc)?

Did the Brazillians invent the chainmail bikini? The chainmail thong?

Do Mexican PCs all have WFoc & WSped: knife? Lowrider Horses? That seat 8?

And we Americans never play Rogues (we can't Disguise ourselves, Move Silently, Listen, Find Traps, or Bluff anyone). Exception- If Americans play Arcana Unearthed, we make excellent Akashics because we're excellent about reminding everyone about stuff we did 50 years ago...

 

[The Great Bear King]

What would you call Monster Hunters and sorcerers (please read the links before commenting).

 

[babomb]

- No dice are used. To determine whether an action succeeds, the character must compose a haiku about the action attempted, like
"I want to sneak past
The guard has a big weapon
but he is asleep"
If the poem is good enough, you succeed

Interestingly enough, composing a haiku is a mechanic in Ninja Burger RPG (allows you to create a new character when you die).

 

[Tonguez]

What would you call Monster Hunters

- American

and sorcerers (please read the links before commenting).

- English

well you did ask


PS [sblock]All Blacks 21 Lions 3 - take that up the batty aiiiight![/sblock]

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Can English Barbarians rage only after the Pubs close or they can't get tickets to the football match?

Those are berserkers. They they enter frenzy at this point, and this cannot ended prematurely - it continues until they fall unconscious.

(edit->) Come to think of it, I think that is a racial abilities of the English. Besides water resistence 5

 

[The Great Bear King]

- American


- English

well you did ask


PS [sblock]All Blacks 21 Lions 3 - take that up the batty aiiiight![/sblock]

How carfully did you read them.

 

[The Great Bear King]

- American


- English

well you did ask


PS [sblock]All Blacks 21 Lions 3 - take that up the batty aiiiight![/sblock]

How carfully did you read them?

 

[Blackthorne]

I, for my part, read them careful enough to recognize your first posting as a shameless plug for your PrCs. This qualifies as spam IMHO. Stop it. Thank you.