D&D is so METAL

[Teflon Billy]

Heh, I love the articles reference to the Temple of Elementary Evil.

"This temple is dedicated to evil of Grades 1-3..."

 

[Remus Lupin]

I'm not sure that picture is very Eric's Grandma friendly.

I missed the "elementary evil" line. Like I said, poorly written, or at least poorly edited.

 

[Stone Dog]

"Man o' War" is the new Warlord.

 

[Pants]

In 4e, you play Dio instead of halflings.

 

[Thurbane]

In 4e, you play Dio instead of halflings.

Of course, the Sons of Kyuss are now Sons of the Queens of the Stone Age...

 

[Griffith Dragonlake]

I'm level 666 Black Sabbath.

 

[Thurbane]

Dethklok - Thurnderhorse

 

[Griffith Dragonlake]

Grymwurld: The Metal Years™

Seriously, though I've been running Heavy Metal themed D&D games for a very long time. Heck, my game world is called Grymwurld™ and even ran a campaign called Grymwurld: The Metal Years,™ not to mention Grymwurld: Merchants of Death™ and Grymwurld: A Dark Mirror.™

Classes: Neon Knights prestige class, Sorcerers of Madness core class, The Trooper, Defender of the Faith prestige class, Pyrotech [Gene Simmons wannabe], Courtier (Paul Stanley wannabe), Witch, Chevalier de la Rose, and Chaplain (Cleric of War).

Locations: Witches' Valley, Silver Mountain, 22 Acacia Avenue, Temple of the King

Monsters: Children of the Grave, Children of the Sea, Cenobites, The Elder, The Nameless One (a.k.a he who must not be named).

I've always played loud heavy metal music during combat and Renaissance music out of combat — the Kull movie stole that from me.

 

[Theron]

Paizo should do an AP based around the Rhapsody of Fire discography.

What, The Shattered Gates of Slaughtergard wasn't?

 

[I'm A Banana]

But really, a campaign built around Decemberists songs would be fun.

....not before we have rules for sailing ships, ghosts, and crippling poverty!