D&D General D&D memes thread discussion…

[ilgatto]

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[ichabod]

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In my homebrew world, lawful evil people go to the chaotic evil hell, and chaotic evil people go to the lawful evil hell.

 

[MarkB]

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And by the time you're 20th level, the "bad case of crabs" jokes are still running.

 

[Wofano Wotanto]

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As Frank Zappa fans already know, you can find parallels to this meme for virtually any animal in the cover galleries of old men's magazines, particularly Man's Life. Weasels are perhaps best known, but snakes, scorpions, bats, rats, monkeys, turtles...yes, turtles, they're all there if you search a bit. There's even one poor sap facing off against a pod of orcas, which feels like the artist may not have fully grasped the nature of the assignment.

 

[Wofano Wotanto]

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Pedantic geometrician: "Obviously more rectangular than square."

 

[Oofta]

Pedantic geometrician: "Obviously more rectangular than square."

Don't be such a blockhead.

 

[Wofano Wotanto]

In hindsight, Pedantic Geometrician sounds like it should be a class in Troika or something.

 

[MarkB]

In hindsight, Pedantic Geometrician sounds like it should be a class in Troika or something.

Or a rank in some organisation in the Dune universe.

 

[Wofano Wotanto]

Or a rank in some organisation in the Dune universe.

Or a Fading Suns Guild perhaps.

 

[jmartkdr2]

Pedantic geometrician: "Obviously more rectangular than square."

He'll be there but two hours late.