D&D General D&D memes thread discussion…

[Mind of tempest]

The true origin of gelatinous cubes. And nobody ever thinks to try turning them.

it makes so much sense now, but given they can bud reproduce are they for lack of less insane wording undead lifeforms?

 

[schneeland]

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I'm usually not that much into anthropomorphic animals, but I would definitely play possum mage

 

[Autumnal]

 

[MarkB]

Option #3 is the reason for at least half my PCs.

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Then realising that you're now committed to doing that voice for four hours a week for the next couple of years.

 

[Oofta]

Then realising that you're now committed to doing that voice for four hours a week for the next couple of years.

Aargh, that does be a problem.

 

[Not a Decepticon]

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Ironic when in a boss battle the possum is last one standing.

 

[Maxperson]

The true origin of gelatinous cubes. And nobody ever thinks to try turning them.

Oh, lots of people have thought to try that. The problem is that it's a CUBE. In order to turn, it has to have a front, so all attempts have failed due to pedantry.

 

[MarkB]

Oh, lots of people have thought to try that. The problem is that it's a CUBE. In order to turn, it has to have a front, so all attempts have failed due to pedantry.

All of which are dwarfed by the arguments about trying to knock it prone.

 

[schneeland]

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We're not playing Shadowrun

 

[Voadam]

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Vicious mockery - words that hurt.

I do like the ghost saying didn't hurt with a smug smile though.