Arcane Runes Press
First Post
Over on RPG.net, a poster named SteveD started a thread about "D&D movies which should never be made".
The idea is to take a movie title, and blend it with a rule, a term, an NPC, a monster, a location, or basically anything from D&D.
For those interested, here's the original thread: D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made
Anyway, I thought it might be fun to do the same thing here, especially since, collectively, ENWorld posters have thousands of years of experience with D&D.
To start it off, here was my list from the original thread:
The Fellowship of the Ring of the Ram
The Two Ghost Towers of Inverness
Return of the King of Cormyr
Full Mithril Jacket
Sense Motive and Sensibility
Raiders of the Lost Achaierai
Fight Club (with Tyler Do'urden)
Barbara Streisand's Yuan-ti(l)
The Iuzual Suspects
Lady of Pain and the Tramp
The Dirty D12
Bigby's Fist of the North Star
Enter the Half-Dragon
28 Rounds Later
The Goodberries of Wrath
Gelatinous Cube 2: Hypergelatinous cube
Matrix: Refocused
Sex, Lich and Videotape
Dazed and Confused
In the Heat of the Night Hag
The Color Purple Worm
David Cronenberg's Ravid
Slaad In Africa
Sleep spell in Seattle
18 Charisma Woman
The Intangibles
Obad-Hai Noon
Planet of the Girallons
Phantom Fungus of the Opera
Dirty Otto's Irresistable Dancing
It's A Wand of Wonderful Life
The idea is to take a movie title, and blend it with a rule, a term, an NPC, a monster, a location, or basically anything from D&D.
For those interested, here's the original thread: D&D Movies Which Should Never Be Made
Anyway, I thought it might be fun to do the same thing here, especially since, collectively, ENWorld posters have thousands of years of experience with D&D.
To start it off, here was my list from the original thread:
The Fellowship of the Ring of the Ram
The Two Ghost Towers of Inverness
Return of the King of Cormyr
Full Mithril Jacket
Sense Motive and Sensibility
Raiders of the Lost Achaierai
Fight Club (with Tyler Do'urden)
Barbara Streisand's Yuan-ti(l)
The Iuzual Suspects
Lady of Pain and the Tramp
The Dirty D12
Bigby's Fist of the North Star
Enter the Half-Dragon
28 Rounds Later
The Goodberries of Wrath
Gelatinous Cube 2: Hypergelatinous cube
Matrix: Refocused
Sex, Lich and Videotape
Dazed and Confused
In the Heat of the Night Hag
The Color Purple Worm
David Cronenberg's Ravid
Slaad In Africa
Sleep spell in Seattle
18 Charisma Woman
The Intangibles
Obad-Hai Noon
Planet of the Girallons
Phantom Fungus of the Opera
Dirty Otto's Irresistable Dancing
It's A Wand of Wonderful Life
