D&D General D&D Nerds! WotC teams up with Nerds Candy

[jasper]

DID DID DID DID DIDI
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH
5E players are dying in record numbers this week. With Wotc and Nerds release of the Deluxe Edition of Willie Wonka and Chocolate Factory VS ASmodues. Thousands of people have died either due to diabetic comas or sugar rushing on Mountain Dew and Nerds.
Wotc general manage Matt Mercer stated, "oops during editing we joking include the line, 'player must eat their kills'. We forgot to edit out. "
A single Nerds Candy contain 8 calories which is 98% sugar....
WE now take to our rolling reporter OOFTA for more reporting.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

For purposes of this setting, Clerics would be called…Life Savers.

Djinn-djinns would grant wishes.

 

[Alzrius]

 

[el-remmen]

YUM! I usually have a few boxes of Nerds at the gaming table already! (and no, I don't mean my players).

 

[LoganRan]

Peak D&D. It's all downhill from here.

I've been saying that since the release of 1E Unearthed Arcana.

 

[Zardnaar]

I've been saying that since the release of 1E Unearthed Arcana.

It's a cycle. It will go down again and it will be "D&D's dying". Wash rinse repeat.

 

[darjr]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hmmm…

Dark Chocolate Creeper
Ferrero Rothé
Mintotaur

 

[Zarithar]

No one's mentioned the Wendy's RPG yet unless I missed it...

 

[Umbran]

Can Dire Gummi Bears be far behind?

Well, that would get tangled, because of...