D&D pick up lines

[Bran Blackbyrd]

32: I'm a fire genasi, that burning sensation is completely normal.

A little off-topic, but sort of relevant. I said this in the chatroom last night.

So I go on this date tonight, and I'm like, "C'mon, just touch it.", and she says, "No, my parents said I couldn't do it as long as I live under their roof.", And I'm like, "Just roll it around a little.", and she says, "It's against my religion.", but I finally wore her down.

It's like I told her, "Once you roll a 20-sider you'll never go back to regular dice."

 

[Conservative Cow]

33) My helmet isn't the only thing thats hard

 

[Femerus the Gnecro]

heh... great thread

Rogue: wanna see my extendable pole?

Ranger: when I'm naked, I can use both hands at the same time!

Monk: I'll give you a stunning blow

Druid: Watch this... partial wild shape!

Barbarian: Baby? No baby! Sperm have evasion!

Fighter: I'll show you what 'weapon specialization' really means

Wizard: So... I hear you're into domination?

Cleric: I am the favored of the gods... really

Sorceror: I may not have much variety, but I can keep going all day!

Bard: Courage isn't the only thing I can 'insprire'

-F

 

[alsih2o]

34 "i am bob, i am a fighter, this my friend heckurn, he is a dwarven rogue. he introduced me to elsisrathera the elven mage and then he introduced us to kubrersa the cleric, and baby we do everyhting together...."

 

[Heap Thaumaturgist]

-- So, like, are you free on Sunday night, cuz I've sort of got a game on Friday, and Saturday night is WW LARP ...

-- So, like, if I had a friend who was, y'know, interested in you, like, he really thinks you're cute, and, um, he looked sort of like me, y'know, and he wanted to ask you out, what would you say?

-- Y'know, I'm the Dungeon Master of my group and, uh, if you'd like to play I could really hook you up with some cool stuff. Y'know, cuz you're so pretty and all.

-- Will you slap me if I ask you to sleep with me?

Ohhh ... you didn't mean D&Der pick up lines.

--HT

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

23 wanna come back to my place and slip into something with a lower armor class?

24 no line required when you have "leomund's secure bachelor pad of grooviness"

I love it!

leomund's secure bachelor pad of grooviness

caused me to finally register to use these boards just so I could tell you that...

Thanks for the chuckle!

: )

BFG

 

[alsih2o]

oh, my god! i don't know whether to be flattered and blush or be shamed because i have drawn another into the addictive spell of the enmessage board...eh, i'll go with flattered

welcome aboard bigfreakingoblinoid, it is a nice place to be!

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Something Positive

 

[alsih2o]

"burns like hygiene"...i think i am gonna lose bladder control that's so funny!!! great funny jack!

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Something Positive