D&D pick up lines

[alsih2o]

critical fumble in my pants !!!!!

where are you getting these?

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Follow the links...

Something Positive

Great web comic.

 

[Vaxalon]

Ah, yes, Something*Positive... one of the best...

Up there with Elf Life and PvP.

 

[UniversalMonster]

One that was actually used in my game:

"Hey baby, your'e kind of short.. you got any gnome in you?"

"no."

"You want some? heh heh."

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

I need a ten hit dice girl.

 

[Berk]

If you've ever watched any star trek you prolly know how klingons mate. That's how my half-orc barbarian does it.

 

[William Ronald]

What! No jokes about staff of power or rod of lordly might or wand of wonder?

 

[Harlock]

What! No jokes about staff of power or rod of lordly might or wand of wonder?

I just think they were a little too obvious, like Asmodeus for instance.

 

[Edena_of_Neith]

I see the Male Testosterone Hormones runneth over (making quite a mess on the ENBoard.)

Let me try some lines:

A pleasure meeting you, Lady Fair.

Would you care to dance, Gentle Lady?

Would you enjoy a drink of feywine, Lady?

Lady, would you like a piece of the innkeeper's delectable pie?

I see before me a very beautiful girl.

It would be an honor to make your acquaintance, Lady.

Lady, it is a pleasure to meet you and your friends.

It is really nice, to meet you, Lady.

 

[Friadoc]

Hehe,

...well it depends on your class, pun not intended.

Fighter:
(To a prostitute)
I've got a silver piece if you've got 10 rounds -

Rogue:
(Looking over his shoulder, while talking to a merchant's daughter)
I was reminded of your fiery locks my dearest when my eyes caught the twinkle of this gem.
I knew it must be...
(His head snaps around as guards start to pour into the courtyard)
...shoved into my pocket...
(he steals a quick kiss upon her cheek)
...as I run for the wall and jump!