D&D pick up lines

[Spencer the DM]

Are you a Cleric? Because I just found my sanctuary.

 

[BookTenTiger]

Are you a Cleric? Because I just found my sanctuary.

I'm not a cleric but I think you're a necromancer!

 

[pablomaz]

Are you a Cleric? Because I just found my sanctuary.

This thing had been buried for 23 years. Maybe you just released some sort of ancient evil, my friend...

 

[aco175]

Are you a Cleric? Because I just found my sanctuary.

@Spencer the DM welcome to the site. It is an old thread, but one not seen by many that visit here so no problem.

I wonder if now 23 years later, this thread is seen more as a problem to make comments on/in. I have no problem making crude punnies, but think some might in today's society.

 

[Koloth]

This thing had been buried for 23 years. Maybe you just released some sort of ancient evil, my friend...

Wonder how many folks that comment going forward are younger then the thread?

 

[aco175]

Pick Up Lines

The best Pickup Man, rest in peace Joe Diffie.

There is something women like about a pickup man.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Something Positive

I saw something like that happen IRL in Austin, Tx.

A woman accidentally walked into a comics/gaming shop, intending to go to the store next door. She took a few steps in, and damn near everyone turned their heads to look; nobody said anything.

She backed out slowly.

Laughter erupted.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Beholder: “Hey baby, guess what’s in my eyes!”

 

[Fenris-77]

Is that a Rod of Lordly Might in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[aco175]

I just noticed this thread was sitting next to the thread about Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks and thought about why has nobody else seen this. I mean it is right there.