D&D pick up lines
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Hatchling Dragon
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DM with a vengence
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"Hey baby, I deal double damage with my lance when mounted."
"Whoa! Is it you or did I just mislabel that Potion of Love as Cure Light Wounds."
And the classic. "Whadduyu mean no? After rescuing you from the dragon don't I get any reward?"
"Are you a sorcerer, cause I think you just cast Charm Person on me."
"I have a two-handed weapon.... IN MY PANTS!"
"You just Raised something... IN MY PANTS!"
"I know how to find exactly the right spot, xd6 of exactly the right spot."
"I have read the Gnomish Kama Sutra."
"Whoa! Is it you or did I just mislabel that Potion of Love as Cure Light Wounds."
And the classic. "Whadduyu mean no? After rescuing you from the dragon don't I get any reward?"
"Are you a sorcerer, cause I think you just cast Charm Person on me."
"I have a two-handed weapon.... IN MY PANTS!"
"You just Raised something... IN MY PANTS!"
"I know how to find exactly the right spot, xd6 of exactly the right spot."
"I have read the Gnomish Kama Sutra."
Doug Justice
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Medusa talking to an intruder:
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Doug
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Doug
But it's all good.
William Ronald
Explorer
Getting serious (my earlier post was meant tongue-in-cheek), here are a few lines that could work well in your campaign. (Edena of Neith's were quite good and classy.)
"Yes, my lady, you are beautiful. However, what impresses me most is your brave spirit and keen mind. May I speak with you for a while?" (Especially useful if you know something about the other person.)
"The stars are quite lovely tonight. As is the woman who is gazing at them with me."
"How may I help?" (Especially helpful to someone who is having a bad day.)
"The music is quite lovely. Can I ask the performers to play a favorite tune for you, my lady?"
"I am not a man moved to rash judgements. I believe I could become quite fond of you."
"May I have the pleasure of your company by the fireplace. The firelight seems to truly flatter your features."
The key thing with any romantic line is to think how another person would react to it.
"Yes, my lady, you are beautiful. However, what impresses me most is your brave spirit and keen mind. May I speak with you for a while?" (Especially useful if you know something about the other person.)
"The stars are quite lovely tonight. As is the woman who is gazing at them with me."
"How may I help?" (Especially helpful to someone who is having a bad day.)
"The music is quite lovely. Can I ask the performers to play a favorite tune for you, my lady?"
"I am not a man moved to rash judgements. I believe I could become quite fond of you."
"May I have the pleasure of your company by the fireplace. The firelight seems to truly flatter your features."
The key thing with any romantic line is to think how another person would react to it.
Edena_of_Neith
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Please excuse my Political Correctness.
It isn't actually Political Correctness.
You see, once upon a time, I had a character who met a nymph, then was befriended by her.
Then, he joined the Church of Sune, which happened to be run by another nymph (he didn't know this until shortly before he joined!)
THEN, we came upon a beach (we were in a ship) were a whole gaggle of nymphs were bathing.
My character jumped overboard, and abandoned the adventurer altogether, experience points, treasure, and all.
So he could be with the ladies.
(This all happened, in the RPGA LC games.)
Now, when you are my age, you love to fantasize about Romance, especially with girls who are intelligent, mysterious, and beautiful (as nymphs are, if you use the concepts given in Cormanthor: Empire of Elves.)
And, it is great to fantasize about dancing with the ladies, and flirting with the ladies, and ... well, enjoying the company of ladies.
Did I mention having one's character marry, and having children, and even the details of a relationship?
All of it, yes. All of it.
There is a dragon's hoard worth of treasure and magic, and then there is the company of an intelligent lady who is as lonely as your character is.
My lonely characters pick the lady everytime. Let someone else have the worthless treasure.
And so, I cannot bring myself to add to the lists above.
Such words drive the ladies away (actually, they tend to make the ladies attack your character.)
And my characters wish to befriend and share the companionship of the ladies, not alienate them.
That is what happens when you game too long.
All you Younger Gamers out there, take note, and beware!
Edena_of_Neith
P:S
I tried to run a surly, nasty, evil dwarf once by the name of Gnarrus.
But then the ladies started referring to the cute, lovable dwarf.
That was the end to that conception. (rueful look)
It isn't actually Political Correctness.
You see, once upon a time, I had a character who met a nymph, then was befriended by her.
Then, he joined the Church of Sune, which happened to be run by another nymph (he didn't know this until shortly before he joined!)
THEN, we came upon a beach (we were in a ship) were a whole gaggle of nymphs were bathing.
My character jumped overboard, and abandoned the adventurer altogether, experience points, treasure, and all.
So he could be with the ladies.
(This all happened, in the RPGA LC games.)
Now, when you are my age, you love to fantasize about Romance, especially with girls who are intelligent, mysterious, and beautiful (as nymphs are, if you use the concepts given in Cormanthor: Empire of Elves.)
And, it is great to fantasize about dancing with the ladies, and flirting with the ladies, and ... well, enjoying the company of ladies.
Did I mention having one's character marry, and having children, and even the details of a relationship?
All of it, yes. All of it.
There is a dragon's hoard worth of treasure and magic, and then there is the company of an intelligent lady who is as lonely as your character is.
My lonely characters pick the lady everytime. Let someone else have the worthless treasure.
And so, I cannot bring myself to add to the lists above.
Such words drive the ladies away (actually, they tend to make the ladies attack your character.)
And my characters wish to befriend and share the companionship of the ladies, not alienate them.
That is what happens when you game too long.
All you Younger Gamers out there, take note, and beware!
Edena_of_Neith
P:S
I tried to run a surly, nasty, evil dwarf once by the name of Gnarrus.
But then the ladies started referring to the cute, lovable dwarf.
That was the end to that conception. (rueful look)
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Hand of Vecna
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Druid and/or Ranger: "You look like a mighty oak, in need of some pruning..."
(( got that one from some radio commercial ))
(( got that one from some radio commercial ))
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