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I love it! I just might have to add that to my signature.francisca said:
D&D vs. Real Life
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Turanil
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In D&D I don't waste time with women (romance, sex); they are not worth the effort.
In real life women don't waste time with me (romance, sex); I am not worth the effort.
In D&D all I have to care is about the action and drama.
In real life, you should better cease to stop thinking about it, there is so many things to do before: pay the bill, go to the bathroom, take the train to go to work, etc.
In real life women don't waste time with me (romance, sex); I am not worth the effort.
In D&D all I have to care is about the action and drama.
In real life, you should better cease to stop thinking about it, there is so many things to do before: pay the bill, go to the bathroom, take the train to go to work, etc.
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RangerWickett
Legend
In D&D, I can inspire my heroic friends and allies with words of heroism and nobility, to help us defeat a monster that threatens the innocent.
In the real world, I can inspire the world to stand up and become heroes, so that we can all, together, make the world the place we dream it can be.
My escapist D&D games tend to be depressing, because I need a break from this wonderful, miraculous world I live in.
In the real world, I can inspire the world to stand up and become heroes, so that we can all, together, make the world the place we dream it can be.
My escapist D&D games tend to be depressing, because I need a break from this wonderful, miraculous world I live in.
LizardWizard
Explorer
In D&D, I voluntarily spend hours and hours reading dust-covered spellbooks and ancient manuscripts.
In real life, I can't make myself read a learner's manual even to save my life...
In real life, I can't make myself read a learner's manual even to save my life...
derelictjay
Explorer
In D&D I tend to be the voice of reason, saying not to do something
In real life, people say I'm impulsive and crazy, these same people say they'll never ride a vehicle I'm driving (but there's no accidents on my record)
In real life, people say I'm impulsive and crazy, these same people say they'll never ride a vehicle I'm driving (but there's no accidents on my record)
In D&D, characters can skip hours, days, weeks, even years to get to the next exciting thing.
In real life, we have to sit through hours, days, weeks, even years of uninterrupted boredom to get to the next exciting thing.
In D&D, the DM occasionally agrees with a player and the character suddenly has things go his way.
In real life, this never happens.
Dave
In real life, we have to sit through hours, days, weeks, even years of uninterrupted boredom to get to the next exciting thing.
In D&D, the DM occasionally agrees with a player and the character suddenly has things go his way.
In real life, this never happens.
Dave
