[D&D3.5] Paths of Legend: The Azgundi Tournaments (OOC)


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OOC: hehe, Alaric seems to have become much less of a prude during the course of his adventures.

Aohdan has a mischievous grin on his face as he approaches the spectacle that only grows wider. Leaning to the side he says in a low voice to Johen "Let's stay out of it unless it gets real ugly. Until then, let's have some fun!" Aohdan bellows out in a hammy announcer voice: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE AZGUNDI TOURNAMENTS! THE FIRST UNOFFICIAL EVENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! IN THIS CORNER..." Aohdan points toward the scruffy merc "...REPRESENTING THE INFESTED AND UNWASHED,WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS MINUS THE FLEES, WE HAVE JERKFACE THE REVOLTING!" Aohdan leans slightly toward the mercenary and pumps his fists in the air, making faux crowd noises for a second or two before continuing. "AND IN THIS CORNER, REPRESENTING THE GENDER CHALLENGED, WE HAVE THE MERRY POPINJAY, WEIGHING IN AT NINETY ONE AND A HALF POUNDS OF PURE FASHION, ITS SWISHY-POKER!" Aohdan again leans toward the opponent and pumps his fists with a long exhale representing the cheering of a large crowd. "LET'S GET IT ON!!!!" he adds with an enormous smile smeared across his face.

You, sir, win the game. Monkey nearly laughed until he cried. Bravo, sir. :D
 

Indeed. ^_^ Alaric would certainly regret not being there, if he knew what just happened. Especially since he could mock Valen and Aleera for kicks while he was at it. ^_^
 





Hello all, I will be out of town training for a new job from the 9th to the 16th, so my posting may be sporadic, slow, or non existent. Monkey can feel free to play my character should game pace require it.
 

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