Do insurance salesmen count for anything?
Anyway, I got some med students. One studies Japanology and Sinology.
One of the meds has amazing skills, like ignore you (unintentially) while you're sitting right beside him (really, he was pouring that guy some coke, even though he didn't want the coke, and told him so - actually, shouted in his face that he didn't want any. He finished pouring and than asked him what he wanted).
He can also manage to cut himself. Unintentionally again. With swords. And I mean decorative swords. That "sword" isn't just not sharpened. It's "edge" is actually round.
And once he wondered why his contact lense is so hard to get out of the eye. He finally got it out - and then noticed it was already out and hanging on the mirror. It seems you can rip off a bit of your cornea with any ill effects.
Of course, he's the best DM I've ever played with.