[d20 Modern] The "In Character" Character game Part One

[Dalamar]

"Uh... What's all the hand-waving supposed to mean?"
Wille moves a bit forward in his chair, making it easier for him to stand up quickly if need be.

 

[Sixchan]

Six waves his hands around as well, but also adds in Latin Words in the hope of casting a spell (although the Latin probably meant 'I am the TV').

"I need a wand or a staff..."

 

[KitanaVorr]

Hanh smirks at J-James little greeting to their outside visitors.

Curran discovers to his delight or abject disappointment the sharpest implements at his disposal involve the butter knives and the forks on the table.

"James has a wand," Hanh suggests to Six perhaps not so helpfully. "And if he dares to try and zap me into a bouncing bosum blonde teenager...." A dark brow arched menacingly.

The red eyes outside remain where they are, still, silent and staring but Mario could feel Pikachu's nervousness rising.

 

[Jemal]

Jim points the wand at the creatures outside and says "Um... Sprial moon heart ache?". If nothing happens he points it at Hanh and says "Sailor Power transform this little girl into a big bossumed floozy in a short skirt" before bursting into laughter.

 

[Lichtenhart]

"Guys, we really should warn the other customers of those things, they're dangerous, I can feel it. Be serious for a moment."

Mario searches his pockets for his swiss army knife, but hopes he never ever has to use it to defend himself.

 

[Janos Audron]

"They're Kobolds, we're 20th, what could they possibly do?"

 

[KitanaVorr]

Jim points the wand at the creatures outside and says "Um... Sprial moon heart ache?". If nothing happens he points it at Hanh and says "Sailor Power transform this little girl into a big bossumed floozy in a short skirt" before bursting into laughter.

"Spiral Moon Heart Ache!"

The wand suddenly glows with bright light and the ribbons begin to fly in the air. In a weird sort of bizzare way James-Jemal is sort of floating and spinning in the air.

(Roll:2-muahaha!)

Suddenly his hair lengthens to impossible dimensions turning into two ribboned pigtails, legs growing until there are abnormally long and skinny. His pants turn into a really short flouncy skirt and his chest feels abnormally quite heavy as two large protusions come exploding out under his shirt. By some miracle he hasn't fallen over from the weight of his chest alone.

Two big red hearts come flying out of the wand and shatters the window into a million pieces. The glass flies at the glowing red eyes but they don't move, as if they're in shock perhaps? Anyway the cold is quickly swooshing in and freezing everyone.

"My aren't you the prettiest girl I've ever seen," Hanh remarks casually, folding her arms and giving him or rather her the once over while the white-haired man behind the counter and the six people on the couch start slack-jawed at the whole thing.

OOC: I am so evil. LOL you were close enough, I'll give it to you if only to be able to do the above to you.

Spiral Heart Moon Rod (Level 1)
Moon Spiral Heart Attack: Shoots out Hearts that do ranged damage
Damage: 1d4+1, For every two levels, gain an extra heart.
Range: 100ft + 10ft/lvl
Casting Time: 1 action
Targets: Up to five creatures, no two of which can be more than 15ft apart
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes
Number of Charges: Unknown

 

[Janos Audron]

"Didn't you just love the belt of genderchange in Baldur's Gate? This is just so much better."

 

[Lichtenhart]

"Good move. Now can you also use it to fix the window?"

"Via! Go away! Go away now!" Mario shouts pointing his torch directly into the red eyes.

 

[Janos Audron]

"Hey Mario, he's been turned into a girl...have you ever seen a girl fix the windows?"

"Maybe we oughtta tape this"