Spacer ensign: “Hey cap, turns out this “doomspace” planet we had so much trouble reaching is called “Athas”.
Captain: “excellent work ensign, we’ll update the charts when we get back home.”
Helmsman: “yeeeeah, about that… I have a hard time reconnecting with the spelljammer helm.”
Captain: “What do you mean? we’ll be able to get back home right? If necessary, we’ll camp here for…”
Spacer ensign: “Hey cap, the locals are coming this way. Speaking of locals, they looked mightily interested in that knife of mine. It’s just a plain steal blade”
Captain: “Ha! Let them look at my sabre then!”
Helmsman: “Is it just me or the local don’t seem to be approaching with, hum, good intentions?”
Spacer ensign: “Holy astral cow captain, look how many there are! …Captain?”
Last moments aboard the spelljammer vessel Fearnought