DarkMatter D20: Drunk Southern Girls with Guns ... UPDATED - 8/18/05!

[threshel]

Holy. Moley.

I completely did not see that coming. The more I think of it, I should have. Hell, you even named the kid Eliot for crissakes.

WOW.

You da man.


J

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

And now, in sadness, I reach the end of the thread as it stands, and must join the wailing masses camped outside your door moaning softly into the night....

Update...update...update...

You're an evil genius, Jonrog, you really are.

BTW - the funniest thing about this thread? Coming across Piratecat complaining about the lack of updates! Hah! So you do know how we feel!

 

[KidCthulhu]

JonRog, thank you so much for showing the world the real ET.

Never liked that movie. Stupid alien. I got yer glowing finger right here, buddy.

 

[Piratecat]

I love you, Jonrog. Marry us, and we'll run away together with KidCthulhu.

You can't bring any corers, though. And considering the "phone," it's a little ironic for me to say that I love you for your mind.

 

[jonrog1]

I love you, Jonrog. Marry us, and we'll run away together with KidCthulhu.

You can't bring any corers, though. And considering the "phone," it's a little ironic for me to say that I love you for your mind.

Sadly, my lovely wife of eleven years -- a complete and total NON-GAMER, might I add -- would be a little upset at me running off to set up an RPG threesome.

Then again, California is a community property state. She may be more amenable than at first thought.

I will check for a place in the compound with my cult (too long to explain, but a running viability). She'll probably be cool with me adding a few new recruits, as long as you don't mind being referred to as a "sister-wife."

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

She'll probably be cool with me adding a few new recruits, as long as you don't mind being referred to as a "sister-wife."

Is that Piratecat or KidCthullu you're referring to there? Because I reckon P-kitty would make a great "sister-wife".

 

[ledded]

sick

Sick. Sick. Sick.

Love it. Love it. Love it.


Keep up the good work, Jonrog

 

[Breakstone]

Oh my... holy... sweet... gee golly... great googa...

Wow!

Jeez!

Eliot didn't see them at first. He was filthy, soaked with sweat and grime. He was throwing dozens of packages of snack foods into a cooler he'd bungied to the back of his bike.

Anyone else predict a fly-by shot in front of the moon?

By the way, jonrog, how did your players react to this extra-terrestrial revelation?

 

[jonrog1]

By the way, jonrog, how did your players react to this extra-terrestrial revelation?

Exactly as stated. With a pithy quote and oodles of firepower.

 

[Fajitas]

[The alien apparently thought to flee town by wearing a Halloween costume. Going by size, it naturally decided to gamble on Gertie's costume, a charming, innocent white ghost sheet.

>slams head repeatedly on desk<

So there I am, reading the description of the alien, blithely thinking, "Hey. That sounds kinda like E.T. What a coinci-- waitaminnit..."

Finally got to this thread (after years of PirateCat telling me to drop everything I was doing and READ IT RIGHT NOW), and it's as much a delight as I was led to believe. Having had Ross and Jo join us in my game last night, so much of it makes perfect, perfect, horrible, wonderful sense.

Our gamer hostage exchange is off to a flying start.