Delete Me

[Heckler]

You know what a Freudian slip is, don't you?

Its where you say one thing but mean your mother.

I mean...another.

 

[Aeson]

With a name like Heckler you should have some good ones, so what happened? Is that the best you can do? My grandmother tells better jokes and she's dead.

 

[Aeson]

Actually I thought it was funny.

 

[Heckler]

Let's just say grandma wouldn't like a lot of my jokes.

And just because I'm a heckler doesn't mean I'm any good at it.

"A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!"

 

[Aurora]

A woman was in her front yard mowing grass when her attractive blond male neighbor came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox.


He opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.


A little later he came out of his house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.


As the woman was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.


Puzzled by his actions the woman asked him, "Is something wrong?"


To which he replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

 

[gamecat]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Zero! They all just sit in the dark and cry.

 

[Aurora]

Zero! They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Nice one!

 

[Nyaricus]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

*rolls up sleeves*

Three. One to unscrew the old one, one to screw in the new one, and a third to write a sad poem about how he misses the original

(I tell that one all the time )

cheers,
--N

 

[dragonhead]

A Blond is driving down a street and sticks her head out the window, tounge flaping in the wind......

Cricket
Cricket

Ba dum dum ching!

 

[dragonhead]

A blonde teenager is trying to run a painters buissnes, so he goes to the house down the street. he askes if he wants anything painted. the guy told the teen to paint his porch. 1 hour later the kid knocks on the door covered with paint. he told the man he was done. the guy said that was fast and paid him $50 dollors. while leaving, the teen told the guy that it wasnt a porch, it was a ferrari.