Delete Me

[Aeson]

That is one dead kid.


Pick up line for a guy "I'll give you a night you won't forget."

Pickup line for a guy with roofies "I'll give you a night you won't remember."


I know it was awful.

 

[Aurora]

That *is* awful!
Although, I have heard a couple bad pickup lines in my time......

 

[Aeson]

That *is* awful!
Although, I have heard a couple bad pickup lines in my time......

I was coming up with the lines as I drove into work this morning. I also had one for Pedophiles but thought I shouldn't post it.

 

[Aurora]

I was coming up with the lines as I drove into work this morning. I also had one for Pedophiles but thought I shouldn't post it.

Probably better if you don't.

So, you were coming up with cheesy pick-up lines on your way to work, eh?
Some girl you gonna use them on? Glutton for punishment?

 

[Aeson]

Probably better if you don't.

So, you were coming up with cheesy pick-up lines on your way to work, eh?
Some girl you gonna use them on? Glutton for punishment?

Thought I would try them on you.... kidding.

No it was more of the odd things I think of when I'm bored. I'm to shy to try pick-up lines on women. I couldn't think of a joke so I thought I would try a pick-up line

 

[Aurora]

Thought I would try them on you.... kidding.

Ones like that prolly wouldn't work on me. Plus, I am spoken for so that makes the DC higher

The worst pick-up line I ever got.....I can't put here, as it is rather dirty, but the guy used it on another girl I know, and she married him. So, I guess lines work on some women and not others That, or I just have more ranks in sense motive. Or maybe she took pity on him....although we both laughed at him so who knows.

 

[Aeson]

Ones like that prolly wouldn't work on me. Plus, I am spoken for so that makes the DC higher

The worst pick-up line I ever got.....I can't put here, as it is rather dirty, but the guy used it on another girl I know, and she married him. So, I guess lines work on some women and not others That, or I just have more ranks in sense motive. Or maybe she took pity on him....although we both laughed at him so who knows.

All of the good ones are either gay or married. That statement works for both genders.

If she married him then it was something besides the pick-up line. It wasn't "Nice shoes wanna f$%^?" was it?

 

[Aurora]

All of the good ones are either gay or married. That statement works for both genders.

If she married him then it was something besides the pick-up line. It wasn't "Nice shoes wanna f$%^?" was it?

Considering 50% of marriages end in divorce, I wouldn't say that is entirely true.....

No, it was the statement "It's not gonna s**k itself" while motioning to his crotch. I laughed at him. I hear she laughed at him too and responded with "it had better!" Of course they started dating the next week.

 

[Aeson]

Considering 50% of marriages end in divorce, I wouldn't say that is entirely true.....

No, it was the statement "It's not gonna s**k itself" while motioning to his crotch. I laughed at him. I hear she laughed at him too and responded with "it had better!" Of course they started dating the next week.

I hear them say that on TV all the time.

That is a line I haven't heard before. I like her response. Sounds sassy.

 

[Aurora]

She is quite sassy. She and I have a great time when we get a chance to hang out. The whole situation is a little wierd though.....