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you might be a red neck if you use the bed of your pick up truk as a swiming pool
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dragonhead
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you might be a red neck if you go to family gatherings to get a date.
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and they just get worse from there 
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2 bondes walks in to a bar and asks the bar tender for 6 beers. when the bartender brought them out, the blondes took a drink and started chanting "27 days, 27 days" later 3 more blondes came in, saw the other two, took a drink a precided to chant with the others. the bartender was curious bet thought better before going to see whats up. a little while later, a blonde walks in with a picture and sets it in the middle of the table, the table cheers and chant louder shouting "27 days, 27 days!!!" Couriosity got the better of him and the bartender walked over to se what the comotion was about. he looks at the picture and sees a completed cookie monster puzzle. he asked one of the blondes why they were chanting and the blonde said, "the box said 2-3 years, and we completed it in 27 days." 
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
dragonhead
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
